Pigeon Prohibition?

A human pigeon perch.

Pigeons are also a problem. Some people hate them and call them flying rats. And their feces corrode statues and public monuments. Which is why the city government recently banned pigeon feeding in Plaza Bolivar.

But other people love pigeons: They like to feed pigeons, run through crowds of pigeons and watch them scatter, even to put corn on themselves and become human pigeon roosts.

A pigeon selfie.

That's why the city's anti-pigeon rules are futile. The other day, post-pigeon ban, the buying and selling of corn and pigeon feeding were going on as normal.

All of which makes me ask: If Colombia cannot enforce a prohibition on its main plaza, amidst its government buildings, then how can it ever expect to do so in remote rural areas?

The answer is that it cannot, which is why drug prohibition has failed and likely always will.

Pigeon corn for sale.

Fighting for food!

Pigeons' droppings corrode public monuments.

By Mike Ceaser, of Bogotá Bike Tours

Our Pigeon Problem

Young fun! An older woman gets a thrill from a headful of pigeons on Plaza Bolivar.

Feathered friends or rats with wings, Bogotá's got plenty of pigeons. Too many, says City Hall: the animals roost on statues, churches and historic buildings, damaging and discoloring them with their feces. A few years ago, the Cathedral placed spikes on its front to repel the animals. But, pigeons not being the brightest creatures, they impaled themselves, creating a gruesome version of crucifixion. The church removed the spikes.

Now, the city's considering more humane methods of population control, such as lacing their foods with contraceptives or building a pigeon roost, where their eggs would be taken away.

My bet is that the hated and beloved pigeons will be with us for a long time.

A pígeon in hand is worth two on the pavement.

The pigeons make the picture on Plaza Bolivar.

By Mike Ceaser, of Bogotá Bike Tours

Bogotá's Beloved Pigeons

A pet pigeon in Plaza Bolivar.

They're fat, dirty, disrespectful and almost everywhere. But unlike many other cities, where they're treated as flying rats, Bogotá's pigeons are pets, companions - even objects of veneration.

A sea of pigeons in Plaza Bolivar

In public spaces like the plazas Bolivar and San Victorino, the pigeons are even an economic force. Vendors sell bags of corn and rice for pigeon feeding. People sprinkle the grains on their arms, heads and shoulders, and, decorated with pigeons, pose for the plaza photographers. The pigeons carry so much weight, in fact, that when the Cathedral placed spikes on its balconies to ward the birds off, causing hundreds of avian crucifictions, public pressure forced the priest to have the spikes removed. Wander under a balcony or tree anywhere in the city and you might be the target of an unwanted deposit from the sky. Popular culture calls such gifts signs of good fortune, which might make bogotanos the luckiest people in the world.

What so much affection in Colombians for these flying scavengers? Perhaps it has something to do with the animals' scientific name: columbidae.

In Bogotá's Central Cemetery, pigeons flock to eat grains scattered around the statue of Leo Siegfried Kopp, the founder of the Bavaria beer brewery, who is revered as a saint by many.

More than just economic interest: these photographers in the Plaza Bolivar cut a pigeon free from a  piece of string. 

And for those who persist in calling them 'rats with wings,' here are some shots of a mommy pigeon feeding her baby (but not little) chick on the Plaza de Toros. I spotted the baby pigeon the other day. It'd apparently fallen from the nest, and I was afraid that it was doomed. But mommy is there, doing her duty.

Mommy's on the right. 

Here mommy opens her mouth so that baby can eat food regurgitated from her gullet. (Doesn't sound too apetizing, but then they would likely be repelled by the concept of breast feeding.)

Baby's getting bigger every day. 

By Mike Ceaser, of Bogotá Bike Tours